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| Dear
Martha Stewart,
I hope I'm not interrupting anything particularly
urgent. I assume you're taking a short break now that the holidays
are over. You do seem to have a lot going on at the holidays. Does
anyone ever invite YOU over? Anyhoo, I know that there are
a lot of people taking up your time these days, so I'll keep this
brief. I was reading my "The 365 Stupidest Things Ever
Said" Page A Day calendar (I know, I know, I should make my own)
and on Jan 5, 1999 they had a quote from you. Do you remember saying "I catnap now and then...but
I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time." I haven't been very successful
at doing anything during my naps. Well, other than getting pillow
marks on my face. What kinds of things do you think of? The
other night I "thought" about my house suddenly being part
of a retirement village and everyone was pounding on our door because
they wanted to borrow our wet-vac. Is that what you mean by
thinking? I'd sure love to clear this up. Feel free to drop me a line. |
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