DP: Lime, welcome to the Daily Probe. LIME: You make one feel most welcome. DP: Well, you are one of our favorite citrus fruits. LIME: One of? DP: Well, okay, our favorite. No, really. LIME: It’s okay, I’m not bitter. […]
As a contributor to The Daily Probe, I wrote a regular column called "Interview with Still Life" which was a series of interviews by a woman named "Joan" with various inanimate objects - many of which were in the news at the time. Any references you see to the Probe or Joan are being edited out of the old archives.