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>From vaca: hot. Hot. Hot, and not in the j-lo sense. I am tired but in a good way. Off to avoid sunstroke.

>From vaca: Swim lessons are paying off big time. Fishboy did laps in the shallow end till i dragged him back to the room @ 10pm!

Howdy, folks! I’m the Guest Dumper, filling in for Jody while she and the munchkin take a well-deserved vacation. Consider me your combination museum docent/hall monitor/sitter/Alexander Haig (“Right now, I’m in control, here…”) for the duration.

I’m not sure where Jody’s headed to enjoy her down time. It’s an undisclosed location. We can only hope that Dick Cheney spruced the place up a bit and put a chocolate on the pillow before he left. Jody deserves no less.

I’ll be back tomorrow, if work allows and I can think of any more prominent Republican names I can drop.

Speaking of names, you’ll find mine somewhere on the right in Jody’s blogroll. We’ll leave that revelation for later. Unless it turns out I really stink up the place during my tenure, in which case I’ll just shuffle off anonymously.

A hush settles on the cab of the Big DumpTruck as the driver physically

removes herself from the cracked vinyl seat for a few days of computer-free

R&R. Thanks to the modern miracle of email posting, I wrote this Tuesday

night and a friend will arrange for it to magically appear on Wednesday.

Isn’t technology grand?! And yet, it still hurts to have hair removed from

your legs…

Anyway, I’m TRUSTING you people to not throw any wild parties while I’m

gone. Gotta go to bed early. Gotta get up early. Gotta make sure I remember

to bring a toothbrush and clean undies. And the kid. Gotta remember to

bring the kid

At the airport. The security gal let jr try out her wand while they scanned my bag. I love the manchester airport!