And THIS is why the sandals are still in the closet. Stupid weather. The shedding of February for March was a total ripoff. Listen, March, you only get one chance to make a first impression.
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Fantastic Camera and Lens "Tutorial"
Fantastic Camera and Lens “Tutorial”
I Am Ready For Toes
I was looking at my summer shoe pile the other day.
Me: Hey
White Nike Flip-Flops: Yo man!
Naturalizer Sandals: Oh sure, it’s okay to talk to us? Are you sure the leather Merrills you got two weeks ago would approve?
Me: Hey! No need to get mad at me! I’d wear you every day if I could!
Black Easy Sprit: Mm hmm
Me: What? You think I’m lying?
Brown Nike Flip Flops: I think if you meant it you would wear me right now.
Me: Right now, here in my room?
Brown Nike Flip Flops: no, to work.
Me: I can’t wear flip-flops to work.
White Nike Flip-Flop: [pout]
Me: if I wore you to work I would get frostbite on my toes and they’d try valiantly to save them but couldn’t and then I’d get the flesh-eating disease while in the hospital and lose my legs and then I could just throw you all out.
All: [Silence]
Me: I thought so. See you in a month or so.
You Have Suffered
Oh my poor blog, how I have ignored you. I am a bad blogger. Well, it’s hardly a textbook blog any more, is it?
I do update Twitter all the time, so it’s not like I’ve vanished completely. I just think I need to re-design this site so it is still a viable site, just one with maybe a different purpose. Maybe I’ll use you to sell figurines! Or something.
You will be the first to know.
Now I’m off to eat saltines and drink tea. Again.