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What On Earth is Scrumming?

About 5 years ago, my project manager at Fidelity asked my coworker and I to attend a class in North Carolina so we could be a pilot Agile project team. The class they were running was for becoming certified Scrum Masters, so that’s what we became. It’s been a long time since that training, or at least it feels that way. My coworker and I were laid off, I got rehired into a different business unit and a few years ago I accepted a retirement package offer and moved to Europe to live in a castle.
No, wait, I got another job, my “post-career career”. I’m still immersed in websites and giving users the best experience we can. And still working with or adjacent to Agile Scrum Teams.

At our last Quarterly planning meeting I said “I should have my son write an Agile Song” for the next quarterly planning meeting. Which starts tomorrow.
Behold the song I created with my son. I wrote the lyrics, and he did everything else including re-organizing them, making a couple of changes, and blowing me the heck away. The last time we did this, we wrote the song “The Big W” about “It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World” and I won’t pick favorites, I love them equally.

The song will eventually be available on Apple Music, Amazon Music and others, probably under the band name “Just Ducky” so Mike won’t have to sully his Outlyer brand with weird songs his mother wrote.


Spotify Link! https://open.spotify.com/track/0YPV6jllu0ZcJPqNJui3y9?si=5e6714214c0e4e05

Or listen at https://www.bigdumptruck.com/agile-song/

(And The Big W is here.)

The Agile Song (Scrumming)
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The Big W

I wrote a song. Created the music, too. My son did final production and the vocals, but everything else is me, baby!

I only wrote the song because “if you guys can do this, so can I!” Nice burst of creativity last week. I hope I didn’t peak.

Also, I submitted this under the band name “Just Ducky”. I had reasons, not good ones, but reasons.

The Big W

Songwriting challenge: write a song about a specific scene in a book or movie. You should be able to figure it out.

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Posted in Brain Dump, coolness, parenting

I Decided on my Grandma Name!

I don’t plan to be a grandmother for quite a while, but at an MLM shampoo party tonight,  I learned my friend’s sister-in-law is called “Bamma” by her grandkids and holy hell if that isn’t the best Grandma name ever! So I’m writing this here so I can find it later. My grandchild, who I assume will be a boy (because it’s like when you get a dog, whatever gender the dog is, you assume all dogs are that gender) is going to call me “Bamma Jody”. And we can all sing “She’s a Bad Mamma Jamma” at every family gathering. I’m going to totally rock my new name!

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Not a Newbie Any More

I just hit the one-year anniversary of my podcast, Adventures in Jodysitting, and I’m shocked.. SHOCKED… that I didn’t give up on it the way I have so many other things. Now if only the 11 listeners could each pony up a hundred thousand dollars, we’d be talking wild success.

If you haven’t listened to the podcast recently, or at all, I think episodes 26 and 27 are pretty good. If you listen to them, the numbers will bump up, and I will be a happy girl. I mean, it’s up to you, but don’t you like happy girls?

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Wigging Out

I own 6 wigs. Two of them are in transit. This is what happens when you agree to cosplay as a 1960s TV icon and can’t quite find the perfect wig. The cosplaying happens SOON™️ so I’m just going to have to settle.

I will probably donate three of the wigs to some theater company, if they want them. 3 I’m keeping because they are fun. You know me, I love to have fun. I just don’t know if I have the self confidence to have fun in a rainbow wig.

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