I know a lot of people will be writing about Martha Stewart today, so I’m going to buck the trend just this once.
I will be writing about Jessica Simpson.
Dear Jessica,
I heard that you have a CD of holiday music coming out. That’s cool. I happen to be a big collector of holiday music.
Unfortunately, I heard you decided to ONLY sell your CD at 7-11. Are you insane?
Love,
Jody
Good gravy. The things I have to do around here to help people out.
