Things We Said at KFC

My kid and I stopped by KFC in town. They normally suck at a molecular level when you go inside, so we tried the drive-through.

Here are some things actually said in the car during our adventure.

• How does “grilled” anything serve as a valid substitute for extra crispy?”
• How many legs and thighs do you need to order to equal the meat in a 2-piece breast meal?
• Oh my God, the woman working the drive thru window is walking across the parking lot!
• We’re going to be sitting here the rest of our lives. “So, what’s it like, living in a KFC parking lot?”
• She’s taking so long they’re going to run out of legs. At that point, I’m going to kill her.
• You could stab her in the neck with a soldering iron. And then turn it on.

Best worst wait ever.