Is my stiff neck getting worse, or is this a side effect of me favoring it combined with the radical stretching exercises I’m doing to see if I can get my muscles to relax a bit? I don’t think it’s anything terminal, given that I’ve had these before, but damned if I don’t feel worse now than I did earlier. I did find the Advil about 30 minutes ago. I should probably unclench my teeth for a while, too. I wasn’t aware that I was clenching them. I don’t feel like there’s anything clench-worthy in my life.
Also, I discovered a little cut on my hand the hard way. The hard way being “by using some of that Purell Instant Hand Sanitizer after I sneezed,” which then burned the little cut with the fury of a thousand white hot suns. Or maybe 400 white hot suns.
Can’t you see that I’m falling to pieces right in front of your eyes?
