You know, I was going to comment on Barry Manilow breaking his nose by walking into a wall, but EVERYONE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH will come up with the exact same jokes by this time tomorrow, and I don’t want you all to think I’m a hack. That’s going to be the problem with including this in next week’s Daily Probe – by then all the jokes will have been released into the wild. It’s hard to come up with something original when you know everyone is working with the same material.
Sometimes, they write themselves
