I am going out Christmas shopping tomorrow, so I am going to need all of you to stay home so that I am not inconvenienced by traffic or lines at the registers. I think you all understand how important this is for me, and will be happy to comply. I suggest grabbing a box of Swiss Miss (with mini marshmallows, of course) and hunkering down with a few copies of A Christmas Carol. If you don’t have the Muppet version (HEATHEN!) there is time today to run out and have a copy ready for tomorrow.
So remember, stay off the roads and out of the malls. I appreciate it.
It be cold out there. That cocoa sounds good. I’m in my office drinking some right now.
We’re going to be there at opening time. I see you as a mid morning shopper, followed by lunch.
I’m all done! Beat you guys to it..
Crowds after black friday have not been
that bad, in fact low enough that I can
do my laps in the mall… Enjoy spending
the green stuff..
Try as I might, I was unable to keep my wife and kids out of your way. Burlington Mall, Target in Woburn. Plan accordingly.
I’d rather have a root canal than get out in the crush of Christmas shoppers. Bah Humbug! (Did I say that out loud?)
Have fun! Happy Shopping!
My pleasure. Done, and done.