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Re-Writing Emergency TV Show Dialog

“Do not call it “the abandoned oil refinery” if it’s full of people and things are turned on!”
….
“Sir, I told you to “take it easy” and you were clearly not taking it easy”.

“I yelled ‘is anybody up here’ twice and you didn’t answer so it’s not my fault we never found you.”

“Sir, we can’t move this tank of your leg, so you live here now.”

“There are enough people in the exploding abandoned refinery that pretty soon we might need to call it the haunted refinery.”

- Me giving John Gage new dialog while watching 70's TV Show "Emergency" after half an old-fashioned

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