Had an interesting few moments at UNO last night for Junior’s birthday dinner. We were sitting in the bar area because Junior and I like to play the trivia game and Mr. Dump wanted to watch the San Diego football game.
For some reason, Step-Junior noticed something under the table that Mr. Dump confirmed was [ewwwww] thong underwear.
There was a thong on the floor under our table.
SO many thoughts on this, I almost had a complete mental shutdown. But in summary, I will stay on the innocent side: how spicy do the buffalo wings have to be that you find yourself removing your underwear to cool off?
And no, we didn’t tell anyone. I wanted the staff to assume they were mine.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww is right. I lol’ed about you hoping the staff thought it was yours! You are so funny!
Call me Houdini. It was hard work, getting them off while wearing jeans, but hey, I was doing really well at Trivia [at least until the quetion about Cagney and Lacey] and I wanted to celebrate.
How gross is that ? So is the video going to make it on iTunes ? Jerry
Ooops…I thought I stuffed those in my purse before we left the table….
Wow, at an UNO? Somehow I imagine that sort of thing at a less family friendly place….
I think it would have put me off my food…