I call this one even though there are plenty of months left in the year. Not for the squeamish. Then again, it’s right there on CNN, so go ahead and just try to avoid this one.
Icky Icky Spider Story (You have been warned)
Worst News Story of the Year
Ew! Guess this means I better stop drinking soda with my Pop Rocks.
And I guess I better not point you to this or this. And especially not this.
Seriously, do you have those links bookmarked, you freak? I thought you were my friend!
All I have to say is: Crackle crackle pop pop.
Freak? Me? Just because I used some leftover lunch time to Google
cockroach ear extraction
doesn’t mean I’m a freak! No, that would mean doing stuff like reading Mosby’s Medical Encyclopedia at bedtime, which I haven’t done in at least 15 years …
One nice evening camping in NH, it was hot so I left the screen open on my tent. big mistake. Some small bug decide to take up residence in one of my ears. It did a tap dance in my ear that was one of the most painful thing I have ever been through..I raced to the local hospital with cops in tow, rushed up to the ER and they put mineral oil in my ear that killed it. Nurse told the cops I was really in pain and not freaking out on drugs or something. The doc had trouble removing it but the nurse saw the thing dead, legs up in the air and was able to get it eventually. It took 4-5 years before I got rid of the occasional ringing in that ear.. You never, ever want to get something like that happening to you. Never been camping again!
Guess I should put some of my camping stuff on Leominster free- cycle.
I wonder what real rice krispies in your ear sound like?