Okay, so I got bitter and disowned the Prince company when they discontinued their line of sauces. The big jerks. I felt obligated to leave them in the lurch the way they left me, and now I’m a Barilla pasta devotee. Sorry Prince, we’re going to have to take back Wednesday from you. Tell Anthony Martinetti it’s over. For good.
And while I’m at it, I’m disowning Kansas for electing a bunch of mouth-breathing morons to the State School Board. If I had my way, we’d be back to 49 states. And Alabama, I’d be happy to move back to 48. You’d better watch that creationism crap.
