If you are here because you entered a search on MSN for something of questionable nature, thinking that maybe I was going to talk dirty, you are going to be sadly disappointed. This is a very family-friendly website. I have no photos of the things you are looking for.
The reason I say the search engine stinks, is that I’m guessing that I am the least-likely website to be the current number one hit for the following search terms (that I will put here as graphics so they don’t trigger the search engine in the future):
Can you imagine? The number one result! Let’s hope I get bumped from my perch soon. I’m feeling all gross right now.
