So Acton has a mountain lion. You know, soon, all the other towns are going to want them. Boxboro will sulk at being overlooked by said mountain lion, and Littleton will have a town meeting to get a prop 2.5 override for the purchase of a mountain lion.
My sister actually lives in Littleton, very close to the Acton border, so this one actually hits a little too close to home. And we have Westford readers here at the Dump, so they should keep an eye out as well.
I knew no good would come of Donelans carrying CougarSnax in the pet aisle.