Yes, I found a barbecue grill that only costs SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS on Amazon.com today.They only have one left in stock, so if you want one you’d better order it right away. Then again, I’m guessing they never even HAD more than one in stock. I just hope you get free shipping if you buy it. I’d actually expect Jeff Bezos to hand deliver it from the back of his SUV. (C’mon, we all assume he drives an SUV, right? Maybe a Land Rover?) And meat. I’d expect him to throw in a package of hot dogs, and not store brand, the good ones.
But for me, if you were thinking of buying me a $6,000 grill to be nice, can I just get the money in the form of cash? I have a grill, and I’ll use the money to maybe get the tank refilled and to buy one of those freezers for my basement to fill up with stuff to grill. And I’ll invite you over for kabobs. Deal?
